Friday, March 25, 2011

MEN: Why Are They Never Distressed

WOMEN ARE SO COMPLEX WHILE MEN ARE SO SIMPLE! Could that be why men are never depressed? Consider the following.


Men are happier, as you'd expect from such simple creations?
Their last name stays the same.
The garage is all theirs.
Their wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
They can be president.
They can never be pregnant.
They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
They can wear No T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell them the truth.
The world is their urnial.
They never drive to another gas station rest room because this one is "icky".
They never have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
The men get paid more for the same work.
Wrinkles just add to character.
While a wedding dress is $500 a tux rental is only $100.
People never stare at their chest while talking to them.
Their new shoes never cut, blister or mangle their feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds, flat!
A five day vacation requires just one suitcase.
They can open jars.
They get extra credit for the slightest thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite them, they can still be friends.
Their underware is $8.95 for a three pack.
Three pair of shoes? More than enough!
They just never have strap problems in public.
They are unable to see a wrinkle in their clothes.
Everything on their face stays the same color.
Their hairstyle will last for years, decades even!
They only have to shave their face and neck.
They get to play with toys all their life.
One wallet, one pair of shoes and the same color for all seasons.
They can wear shorts no matter how their legs look.
They do their nails with a pocket knife.
Growing a mustache is a choice they get to make.
A man can do his Christmas shopping for 25 on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Thank you, Lord, for letting me be a simple man!
THE TRUTH NOW, LADIES, ARE'N'CHA GLAD I'M BACK?
God Bless!

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