Friday, March 25, 2011

THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN: Fair & Balanced!

After the blog on men being less stressed, perhaps I should write a more precise blog giving the fair sex their just due. CONSIDER THESE COMPARISONS.

EATING OUT
* When the bill arrives, Mike, David & John will each throw in $20, even though it's only $32.50. None of them have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

* When the girls get their bills, out comes the calculators.

MONEY
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
* A man has six items in his bathroom: tooth brush and tooth paste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of soap and a towell.

* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of them.

ARGUMENTS
* A woman has the last word in any argument!

*Anything a man says after that is a new argument!

FUTURE
* A successful man is one who can make more money than his wife can spend.

* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, he won't.

* A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, she will.

DRESSING UP
* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book or to get the mail.

* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
* Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.

* Women some how deteriorate during the night.

OFF SPRING
* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their dental appointments and romance, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

* A man is vaguely aware of some short people being in the house.

A closing thought? A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing, huh?

AGAIN, LADIES, AIN'T-CHA GLAD I'M BACK WITH ALL THIS WISDOM?

God Bless!

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