Wednesday, June 15, 2011

UNDERSTANDING CALIFORNIA PROBLEMS: They Think This is Funny!

The Story of the Three Little Pigs



Three little pigs went out to dinner one night.  The waiter came and took their drink orders.

I would like a Sprite, said the 1st little piggy.
I would like a coke, said the 2nd little piggy.
I WANT BEER, LOTS AND LOTS OF BEER SAID THE 3RD LITTLE PIGGY.

The drinks were brought and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

I want a nice big steak, said the 1st little piggy.
I would like the salad plate, said the 2nd little piggy.
I WANT BEER, LOTS AND LOTS OF BEER SAID THE 3RD LITTLE PIGGY.

The meals were brought and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the little piggys wanted dessert.

I want a banana split, said the 1st little piggy.
I want the cheesecake, said the 2nd little piggy.
I WANT BEER, LOTS AND LOTS OF BEER SAID THE 3RD LITTLE PIGGY.

Pardon me for asking, said the waiter to the 3rd little piggy, but why have you only ordered beer.




(In California this passes for humor)






WELL SOMEBODY HAS TO GO "WEE, WEE, WEE" ALL THE WAY HOME!



Gotta love life in Ohio, WV, Tennessee, Kentucky, Virginia or wherever other than California, huh?

God Bless!
  

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