The blog I wrote early this morning evoked such serious, insolvable thoughts, perhaps a couple of funnies to be fair and balanced. Let's think about the south.
GEORGIA: The owner of a golf course was confused about the paying of an invoice so he called in his pretty, young secretary. He said "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would y'all take off?"
The secretary thought for only a moment and then replied, "Everythang but my earrings!"
NORTH CAROLINA: A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, he pulled to the side of the road and called AA for help. Then he got out of the car and placed a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and another bouquet behind the car, and got back in his car.
A passerby from Ohio studied the scene, turned around and returned to the broke down car. He asked the fellow what was wrong. The man replied "I got a flat tahr."
The passerby asked "whats with the flowers?"
The man replied that "They say when you break down put flares in front and flares in back of your car. I don't understand it either".
TENNESSESS: An Ohio state trooper pulled over an old, beatup truck with Tennessee plates. The trooper asked "Any ID?" The driver replied " 'Bout whut?"
Yes, yes, very funny. You know what though? You never hear about anyone from the South retiring and moving to Ohio, no you don't! I'm planning to move to South Carolina when I get old and grey. Un Huh!