Q - How many days are in a retired week?
A - 6 SATURDAYS, 1 SUNDAY
Q - When is a retiree's bedtime?
A - THREE HOURS AFTER HE FALLS ASLEEP ON THE COUCH
Q - What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
A - THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME TO GET EVERYTHING DONE
Q - Why don't retirees mind being called "Seniors"?
A - BECAUSE IT COMES WITH A 10% DISCOUNT
Q - Among retirees, what is considered "formal attire"?
A - TIED SHOES
Q - What is the common term for someone who could retire but
continues to work?
A - NUTS!
Q - What do retirees call a long lunch?
A - A COFFEE BREAK
Q - What is the best way to describe retirement?
A - THE NEVER ENDING COFFEE BREAK
Q - What is the biggest advantage of going back
to school as a retiree?
A - IF YOU CUT CLASSES, NO ONE CALLS YOUR PARENTS
Q - But, what do you do all week?
A - MONDAY THRU FRIDAY, NOTHING! SATURDAY THRU SUNDAY?
Q - But, what do you do when you get bored?
A - STUPID QUESTION! OBVIOUSLY, YOU WRITE A BLOG. UN HUH!
|OH, YES! YOU WEAR LOUD TIES AND CARRY A BIG, RED HANKERCHIEF!|
Walt at 80th Birthday Party
GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS.