THE BLOGS HAVE BEEN SO SERIOUS! Here's a Change of Pace!

GOLF PANTIES 

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, 

as she bends over to place her ball, 

a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals

her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman!  Why aren't you wearing any

skivvies?", Ole demanded.

"Well" she said, "you don't give me enough

 houskeeping money to afford any."

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket

and says, "For the sake of decency, here

is 50.  Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her

ball on the tee.  Her skirt also blows up 

to show that she, too, is wearning no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman!  You've

 no knickers.  Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on

the money you give me."

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, "for the

sake of decency, here's 20.  Go and

buy yourself some underwear"!

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over.  The

wind also takes her skirt over her head

to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie!  Where ta friggin

 hell are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "you dinna give me enough

 money ta affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says,

 "Well, fer the love 'o decency,

here's a comb...tidy yerself up a bit."

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the

murder of Juan Gonzales.

"How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun" the other detective replied.

"A golf gun, what's a golf gun?"

"I don't know but it sure

made a hole in Juan."

I know, and I agree,

Golfs a silly game!

God bless  you and yours.