The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and,
as she bends over to place her ball,
a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals
her lack of underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any
skivvies?", Ole demanded.
"Well" she said, "you don't give me enough
houskeeping money to afford any."
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket
and says, "For the sake of decency, here
is 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her
ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up
to show that she, too, is wearning no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've
no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on
the money you give me."
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, "for the
sake of decency, here's 20. Go and
buy yourself some underwear"!
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The
wind also takes her skirt over her head
to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin
hell are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "you dinna give me enough
money ta affarrd any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says,
"Well, fer the love 'o decency,
here's a comb...tidy yerself up a bit."
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the
murder of Juan Gonzales.
"How was he killed?" asked one detective.
"With a golf gun" the other detective replied.
"A golf gun, what's a golf gun?"
"I don't know but it sure
made a hole in Juan."
I know, and I agree,
Golfs a silly game!
God bless you and yours.