Thursday, September 8, 2011

BUBBA'S GOT SHINGLES: Been There, Done That!

OLD BUBBA
Bubba walked into the doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.  Bubba said "shingles".  So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had.  Bubba said "shingles".  So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, and electrocardiogram and told Bubba to take off his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, "shingles".

The doctor asked, "where"?

Bubba said, "outside on the truck.  Where do you want me to unload them"?

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This story is dedicated to the medical people in my family:  NURSES: My deceased sister, Elizabeth, my daughter-in-law, Mary Kay, Mary Kay's sister, (not a relative but dearly loved), Patty, granddaughters Jessica and Breanna;  DOCTOR: Granddaughter Bethany's husband, Aaron
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(Thanks for the funny, Kathy)

God Bless you and yours! 

1 comment:

Cousin Cheryl said...

Ha! I enjoyed this! I needed a laugh this morning. Thanks!