AS THIS SUGGESTION DEALS WITH NATIONAL SECURITY, I feel it is my duty to share.
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY 2011
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male
to see any woman other than his wife
naked and if he
does, he must commit suicide.
So, next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American
women are asked to walk out of their
house completely naked to help weed
out any neighborhood terrorist.
Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves
in lawn chairs in front of their houses to
demostrate their support
for the women and to prove that they
are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol,
a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your
efforts to root out terriorists
and applauds your participation in
this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America!
If you don't share this with at least 1 person, you're
a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered
coward and are possibly
aiding and abetting terrorists.