|MEN - AS SEEN BY WOMEN|
Joe sets up his friend to go on a blind date with a friend of his. "What do I do if she is ugly" said Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night."
"Don't worry", Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see then everything will go as planned. If you don't, just shout Aaaaaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack. That'll give you an excuse to cancel the date right there and then."
So, that night Mike knocks on the girls door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts:
After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his home for a home-cooked dinner. When she sat down at the table, she noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest she had ever seen in her life.
"Have these dishes been washed?" Tina asked, running her finger over the grit and grime.
Jum replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them."
Tina felt apprehensive, but started eating. It really was delicious, and she said so, despite the dirty dishes.
When dinner was over, Jim took the dishes outside, whistled and yelled for his dogs, Here Soap! Here Water!"
Have a lovely day, ladies!
God Bless you and yours.