Wednesday, November 16, 2011

ADULT TRUTHS: I Appreiciate My Reader's Emails!


Sometimes I"ll look down at my watch three
consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument
when you realize you're wrong

I totally take back all those times
I didn't want to nap when I was younger

There is a great need for a sarcasm font

How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet

Was learning cursive really necessary

Mapquest really needs to start their directions on #5
I'm pretty sure I know how to get out
of my neighborhood

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting
if they told you how the person died

I cant remember the last time
I wasn't at least kind-of-tired

Bad decisions make good stories

You never know when it will stike,
but there comes a moment at work when you know
that you just aren't going to do anything
productive for the rest of the day

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes
after Blue Ray?
I don't want to have to restart my collection...again

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word
and it asks me if I want to save any changes
to my ten-page technical report that I swear
I did not make any changes to

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone
just so I know not to answer when they call

I think the freezer deserves a light as well

I disagree with Kay Jewelers.
  I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night
more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay

I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto"

Shirts get dirty.  Underwear gets dirty. Pants?
Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble
locating their car keys or finding their cell phone,
but I bet everyone can find and push the snooze button
in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, everytime

These pearls of wisdom came from Chuck.  Thanks!
What words of wisdom do you have to share?
(Email address in my profile)

God Bless you and yours


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