The following was sent to me with a Double Dog Dare Ya to send it on. Can't let that pass! Here goes:
DO YOU REMEMBER -
|IT TOOK THREE MINUTES FOR THE TV TO WARM UP|
What TV? We didn't even have a radio!
|A QUARTER WAS A DECENT ALLOWANCE.|
Allowance? What allowance?
|YOU'D PICK UP A PENNY FROM A MUDDY GUTTER|
Are you kidding? I'd have dug it out of the horse manure.
I searched dilgently weekly for 5 pennies to go to a Saturday movie.
|REMEMBER WHEN YOUR MOM'S HOSE CAME IN TWO PIECES?|
Not my Mom!
|I DO REMEMBER THIS QUITE WELL!|
|IF YOU FAILED THE GRADE, YOU DIDN'T GET PROMOTED!|
|SMALL PROBLEM AT SCHOOL, MAJOR PROBLEM AT HOME!|
|YOU NEVER LOST YOUR CAR KEYS, THEY WERE IN THE UNLOCKED CAR|
Fact is, in most families, there were no cars.
|THERE WAS MILK DELIVERY WHEN I WAS A KID|
We sometimes got buttermilk from Grandma Elliott
Otherwise, our milk came from a can