Tuesday, November 1, 2011

JOKE-A-DAY FOR A MONTH: Day 1

KIDS IN CHURCH!
  What a place to start, huh?

From 3-year-old Reese:
Our Father, who does art in heaven, a little boy was overheard praying:
Harold is his name.
Amen."

"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time just like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and, I wanted to stay with you guys."

A Sunday school teacher asked her children
as they were on the way to a church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Mark 5 and Todd 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Todd turned to his older brother and said,
"Mark, You be Jesus!"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
 where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The four-year-old thought for a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

A guy invited some friends home from church for dinner.
At the table, the wife turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Kimberly, would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her little head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did Walt invite
all these people to dinner?"

OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABES.....

PEACE, LOVE AND HAPPINESS!

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God Bless you and your's

GOD BLESS THE USA


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