Wednesday, November 2, 2011

JOKE-A-DAY MONTH: Day 2


A cabbie picks up a nun.
She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her
She asks why he is staring.

He replies "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me.
When you"re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have
you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there is nothing you could say or ask that I would
find offensive."

"Well, I have always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and,
#2, you have to be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and I'm Catholic"
"OK" the nun says, "pull into the next alley."

THE NUN FULFILLS HIS FANTASY WITH A KISS
THAT WOULD MAKE A HOOKER BLUSH!

But, when they get back on the road,
the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child", said the nun, "Why are  you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned.  I lied.  I must confess.
I'm married and I'm Jewish.

THE NUN SAYS,
"THAT'S OK, MY NAME IS KEVIN
AND I'M GOING TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY."




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