|CAMPING AT A CALIFORNIA CHURCH SITE IN CROSS COUNTRY BIKE TRIP|
Didn't complete trip due to faulty medical advice.
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked her hair all different colors,
green, red, orange and blue
My Dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking back and would find
my Dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough,
she sarcastically asked,
"What's the matter, old man,
never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food
so I wouldn't choke on his response;
I knew it would be a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelash.....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot,
I was wondering if you might be my kid?"