Friday, November 4, 2011

NOVEMBER JOKE-A-DAY: Day 4

Readers have sent me their jokes from coast-to-coast, Virginia to California, and in between.  Today I'll share two of their jokes with you.

CAMPING AT A CALIFORNIA CHURCH SITE IN CROSS COUNTRY BIKE TRIP
Didn't complete trip due to faulty medical advice.

CALIFORNIA JOKE

I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked her hair all different colors,
green, red, orange and blue

My Dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking back and would find
my Dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough,
she sarcastically asked,
"What's the matter, old man,
never done anything wild in your life?" 

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food
so I wouldn't choke on his response;
I knew it would be a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelash.....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot,
I was wondering if you might be my kid?"
PROSPECT HILL PLANTATION INN
Our Favorite B and B in Virginia

VIRGINIA JOKE

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail
only to find they are to be executed in the morning,
though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped into the electric chair,
and asked if she has any last words.  She says
"I am from Grace University, and believe in
the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens!
They all immediately prostrate themselves;
beg forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and given her last words.
"I am from the Creighton School of Law
and I believe in the power of justice to intervene
on the part of the innocent"

They throw the switch, and again, nothing happens.
Once more, they immediately prostrate themselves;
beg forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, 
"Well I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville
and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineer
and I'll tell you, right now,
YOU AIN'T GONNA ELECTRICUTE ANYONE IF YOU DON'T PLUG THIS THING IN!

Now, now, I like blondes!
It's those people from Virginia, remember?


God Bless you and your's.


GOD BLESS THE USA







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1 comment:

Phatmom57 said...

It had to have been a brunette who sent you that joke from Virginia!!! Although, some people see red highlights in her hair. haha!