Sunday, November 6, 2011

NOVEMBER JOKE-A-DAY: Day 6

A SAD OBAMA!
With the GOP Presidential selection going on, I've been a bit remiss in expressing my opinion on our Leader, you know, the guy at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue who goes around the world apologizing for America.

I'll use this joke day to somewhat correct my omission.


I often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right"
and Liberals are called the "left".

By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right,
but the heart of the fool to the left."
Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)
Thus sayeth the Lord.
Amen!
Can't get any simpler than that.

Spelling Lesson
The last four letters in American.....I can
The last four letters in Republican.....I can
The last four letters in Democrats.....rats.

End of lesson.
Test to follow November, 2012
Remember, folks, November is to be set aside
as rodent extermination month.

(Might be a good place to say I am neither GOP or DEM.
My wife and I are both registered as Indepentants.) 

My wife and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day
and we were stopped behind a car that had
an unusual Obama bumper sticker on it.  It read:

"Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8".

When we got home my wife got out the Bible
and opened it up to the scripture.

She started laughing.
Then she read it to me.
I couldn't believe what it said.
I had a good laugh too.

Psalm 109:8  "Let his days be few and brief;
and let others step forward to replace him.

At last--I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our President!
Look it up--it is word for word.
Let us all bow our heads and pray.

Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN?

IN GOD WE TRUST

Got a good Obama joke?  I'd love to hear it.
(Email address in my profile)

Your Friends and Neighbors in the Tea Party welcome your support.
They are for a smaller, more responsible Government.

God Bless You and Your's

GOD BLESS THE USA

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