Monday, November 7, 2011

NOVEMBER JOKE-A-DAY: Day #7, A Red Neck Day To Remember!

GIT-R-DONE FER GOD!  What a great message, clear, short, and to the point.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A REDNECK CHURCH IF....

The finance committee refuses to provide funds
for the purchase of a chandelier
because none of the members know how to play one

When people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000,
whether the two fish were bass or catfish,
and what bait was used to catch 'em.
BUBBA
 
When the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba
to help with the offering, 
four guys stand up.

On the opening day of deer season
the church is closed.
If the pastor's wife drives the church bus

If people think "rapture" is what you get
when you lift something too heavy.

If the choir robes are donated by
(and embroidered with the logo from)
Billy Bob's Barbecue.

And, the final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now, Ya hear!"

".Air ye be a Redneck?
Tell me about it!
(Email address in profile)

God bless you and your's
GOD BLESS THE USA

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