(Good Health To You)
FROM THE MOUTH OF BABES
The little Irish brothers were concerned because
they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had not been baptized
and didn't go to Sunday School.
So they went to the nearest church.
Only old Mick, the custodian, was there.
"We need to be baptized because no one will play with us.
Will you baptize us?"
So, Mick took them into the bathroom,
dunked their heads in the toilet bowl
one at a time.
He said, "Now go play."
When they were outside, dripping wet,
the youngest brother asked
"What religion do you think we are?
We're not Katlick, because they pour water.
We're not Babdist because they dunk all of you.
We're not Methdiss because they just sprinkle you."
The oldest brother said
"Can't you tell by the smell of the baptismal water?
I'll tell you what we are......
God bless you and your's
GOD BLESS THE USA