Friday, January 20, 2012

HOOKER'S UNION RULES: Gotta Live By The Book , Bro!

WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM

The banner reads "wisdom"
It could read "humor" or "political"
It reads "wisdom" because of it's truth

Hooker's Union Rules

A dedicated Teamsters union worker
was attending a convention in Las Vegas
and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam,

"Is this a union house"

"No", she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

The house gets $80 and the girls get $20, she answered.




Offended at such unfair dealings,
the union man stomped off down the street
in search of a more equitable, hopefully, unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel
where the Madam responded

"Why yes sir, this is a union house.  We observe all the union rules"

The man asked "and, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house get $20."

"Thats more like it!" the union man said"


He handed the Madam $100,
looked around the room, and pointed to a 
stunningly attractive green-eyed blond.

"I'd like her", he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir"
said the Madam.
Then she guestured to a 92-year old
woman in the corner.
but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and
according to union rules,

she's next."

Now you know what's wrong
with the Auto industry!

If you see the wisdom in this truth, say "amen"!  If you cannot see it's wisdom, then I am sorry to say that reading this blog will not help you.  You might glean a bit of truth if you consider that Honda, Toyota, Nissan, you know, the right-to-work, non-union, car makers not located in Detroit, did not need a bail out.  I hope that's a clue?

NO, I AM NOT ANTI-UNION WORKERS!  MY FATHER AND BOTH BROTHERS WERE UNIONIZED STEEL WORKERS.  MY BROTHER, RAY, WAS PRESIDENT OF A LOCAL UNION IN BIRMINGHAM, AL.  I ONCE BELONGED TO LOCAL 18, URW, AKRON, OHIO  

God Bless You and Yours

GOD BLESS THE USA

(THANKS MAUDE)

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