Sunday, January 15, 2012

STANDARDS? Like Beauty, Its In The Eyes Of The Beholder, Un Huh

HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR
So, just what do you see in the above picture?  A naked female in water?  Yes!  It is a work of art, a painting by my granddaughter, Bethany.  She entitled it "Modesty".  Is that the word that comes to your mind?  It is in the eye of the beholder.  (What wonderful work, Bethany)

On ocassion my lovely wife, Julie, will tell me that this or that part of my blog is "Below your standards", to which I always reply, "I have no standards, I'm just me".  Unlike a politician, I never stick a moistened finger into the air to see which way the wind is blowing.  I am what I am, no excuses, like me or leave me alone and I'll do likewise.
ALL THIS CHANGED TODAY!  UN HUH
  
Julie came into my office with a small scrap of paper saying "I've got a great joke for your blog".  I read it.  It was funny.  I asked her about the "standards" to which she replied, "I think it is funny".  I guess standards go by the wayside if it's funny, huh?  Well, here it is.  You decide.

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish downtown building,
when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator,
smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says, arrogantly,
"Romance"
by Ralph Lauren $250 an ounce.

Then, another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator,
and also very arrogantly turns to the old womand saying
"Channel No 5, $200 an ounce"

About three floors later the old woman has reached her destination
and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye,
then bends over and farts and says,
"Broccoli 49 cents a pound."



Fart (1) (not in polite usage)
 let wind fly from the anus
 (2) (not in  polite usage) such an emission of wind.

DID MY WIFE JUST LOWER MY STANDARDS?

Well, maybe a wee bit, but it is certainly
a fun blog to write.

God Bless You and Yours

GOD BLESS THE USA

(THANKS JULIE)

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