Friday, February 3, 2012

HYPNOTIST AND SENIORS: First, Last And Only!

HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR

YOUR PERSONAL GPS
You might find your destination better if you remember 
"The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live" Elbert Hubbard 

The casual words you use may outlive you


The senior citizen's luncheon was crowded
because today's speaker was a hypnotist.

The hypnotist announced that he was going to perform a mass hypnotism,
he was going to hypnotize everyone of the seniors at the same time.

He showed the attentive seniors his gold watch explaining that
this watch had been in his family for six generations.

Beginning to swing the watch back and forth he chanted
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch"

The seniors were immediately mesmerized!
Their glazed eyes followed the swinging watch 
as the light reflected from the watch into their drooping eye lids.

The hypontist continued to chant,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch"

Suddenly, the chain broke, the watch hit the floor breaking into small pieces.
OH, SHIT
Said the hypnotist 

IT TOOK THREE DAYS TO CLEAN UP THE MESS!
The room continued to have a putrid oder!

My mother verbally expressed her frustration like this when she was young,
when she was older she changed it to 
OH, SUGAR!
In the perfect world of MAYBERRY, R.F.D.,

Aunt Bee would have said



"OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE!" 




Alice Ruth, my children's mother, would express frustration saying
OH, BALDERDASH!

Grandpa Pierce, a great story teller of 91 years, would say
OH, TARNATION!

These four, including Francis Elizabeth Bavier, Aunt Bee, are all gone
THEIR WORDS LIVE ON

KEEP A DIARY AND ONE DAY IT'LL KEEP YOU - Mae West

God Bless You and Yours
GOD BLESS THE USA


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