Wednesday, February 1, 2012

TODAY'S COLLEGE STUDENT: What They Have Never Experienced!

WISDOM WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM

YOUR PERSONAL GPS
You might find your destination better if
You remember the old believe everything, the middle age suspect everything and the young know everything

MAKING ALLOWANCE FOR YOUTH'S INEXPERIENCE

Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list
 to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset
 of this year's incoming freshmen.
Here's this year's list:
  
The people who are starting college this year were born in 1992


THEY HAVE NEVER HEARD  

"de plane, Boss, de plane" 


"I'd walk a mile for a camel"

"Where's the Beef?"

They don't know who Mork was
or where he was from

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic

The CD was introduced 2 years before they were born

They have always had an answering machine

They have always had cable

They cannot fathom not having a remote control

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show

Popcorn has always been cooked in a microwave

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter

HAVE WE CHANGED? 

 WELL, THIS IS BILL O'REILLY HEADING TO COLLEGE

I AM 8 YEARS OLDER THAN HE IS

IF YOU ARE OUR AGE

YOUR MEMORY GOES MUCH FURTHER BACK

DO YOU REMEMBER?


AMOS AND ANDY
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"The Marriage Counselor"
"Ruby's Diamond"
"Andy tries to get Madam Queen's signature"
My favorite characters were the Kingfish and Saphire

LUM AND ABNER:  The Jot'em Down Store
HENRY ALDRIDGE:  Coming Mother
RED SKELTON:  "If I dood it, I get a whipping"
COMMANDER DON WINSLOW:  The United States Navy
JACK BENNY:  Rochester saying "yas'ur boss"
JACK ARMSTRONG:  The All American Boy!

WHILE WE REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE YOUNG
WE MUST ALSO REMEMBER THAT THEY ARE STILL YOUNG

God Bless You and Yours

GOD BLESS THE USA

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