WISDOM WISDOM WISDOM WISDOM WISDOM WISDOM WISDOM WISDOM WISDOM
YOUR PERSONAL GPS
You might find your destination better if
You remember the old believe everything, the middle age suspect everything and the young know everything
Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list
to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset
of this year's incoming freshmen.
Here's this year's list:
The people who are starting college this year were born in 1992
THEY HAVE NEVER HEARD
"de plane, Boss, de plane"
"I'd walk a mile for a camel"
"Where's the Beef?"
They don't know who Mork was
or where he was from
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic
The CD was introduced 2 years before they were born
They have always had an answering machine
They have always had cable
They cannot fathom not having a remote control
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show
Popcorn has always been cooked in a microwave
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter
HAVE WE CHANGED?
WELL, THIS IS BILL O'REILLY HEADING TO COLLEGE
WELL, THIS IS BILL O'REILLY HEADING TO COLLEGE
I AM 8 YEARS OLDER THAN HE IS
IF YOU ARE OUR AGE
YOUR MEMORY GOES MUCH FURTHER BACK
DO YOU REMEMBER?
AMOS AND ANDY
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"The Marriage Counselor"
"Ruby's Diamond"
"Andy tries to get Madam Queen's signature"
My favorite characters were the Kingfish and Saphire
LUM AND ABNER: The Jot'em Down Store
HENRY ALDRIDGE: Coming Mother
RED SKELTON: "If I dood it, I get a whipping"
COMMANDER DON WINSLOW: The United States Navy
JACK BENNY: Rochester saying "yas'ur boss"
JACK ARMSTRONG: The All American Boy!
WHILE WE REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE YOUNG
WE MUST ALSO REMEMBER THAT THEY ARE STILL YOUNG
God Bless You and Yours
GOD BLESS THE USA
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