Monday, March 12, 2012

BLONDES! Who Said They Were Dumb?

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YOUR PERSONAL GPS
You might find your life's destination better if you remember
YOU WERE BORN AN ORIGINAL, DON'T BECOME A COPY

BEAUTY FADES BUT STUPIDITY IS FOREVER


The blond decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blond jokes and how all blonds are perceived to be stupid.  So, she decides to show how blonds are really smart.

While her husband is at work, she decides she is going to paint a couple rooms in the house.  The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.  He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket.  Concerned, he asks if she is alright.  She replies "Yes, she is just painting two rooms to prove that blonde's are not all dumb".

He asks her why, on such a hot day, is she wearing a parka over a leather jacket.  She replies that she read the instructions which said:

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!

No! No!  I am not prejudiced.  I remember the song I learned in the Navy:

 Love them all, love them all, love them all.
The long and the short and the tall,
Love every red head and every brunette
There's not a blond I've refused to love yet
You'll get no promotion,
this side of the ocean,
So, cheer up me lads, love them all! 

IT IS BETTER TO REMAIN SILENT AND BE THOUGHT A FOOL
THAN TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT!

God Bless You and Yours

GOD BLESS THE USA

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