Friday, March 2, 2012

SETTING ON THE POT: All Shook Up!

HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR

YOUR PERSONAL GPS
You might find your life's destination better if you remember
HOW LONG A MINUTE IS DEPENDS
 UPON WHICH SIDE OF THE BATHROOM DOOR YOU'RE ON

ANYONE WHO SAYS
 "EASY AS TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY"
HAS NEVER TRIED!

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet,
His mother thinks he has been in there too long,
so she goes in to see what's up.
The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book,
but, about every 15 seconds or so,
He puts the book down,
grips the toilet seat with his left hand
and hits himself on top of his ahead with his right hand.

His mother says, "Billy, are you all right?
You've been in here for a while."

Bill says, "I'm fine, Mommy, I just haven't gone potty yet."

Mother says, "Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes,
but Billy, why are you hitting  yourself on the head?"

Billy says, "IT WORKS WITH KETCHUP."


LIVE, LOVE, AND LAUGHTER, "WHAT PRICELESS GIFTS TO GIVE OUR CHILDREN"
 Phyllis Dryden 

NOTHING YOU DO FOR A CHILD IS EVER WASTED - Garrison Kiellor

God Bless You and Yours

GOD BLESS THE USA

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(THANKS MAUDE, A GOOD ONE!)

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