Wednesday, March 20, 2013

LAUGHTER: An Instant Vacation, Enjoy!

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YOUR PERSONAL GPS
You might find your life's destination if you remember
TELL THE TRUTH.  SING WITH PASSION.  WORK WITH LAUGHTER.
LOVE WITH HEART.  'CAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS IN THE END
Kris Kristofferson

THE MOST WASTED OF ALL DAYS IS ONE WITHOUT LAUGHTER
E. E. Cummings


QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS BY MARVIN

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None!  It should be opened when she brings it to you!

How do  you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me....."

What food did a scientist discover that reduces women's sex drive?
Wedding cake!

If your dog is barking at the back door, 
and your wife is yelling at the front door,
who do you let in first? 
The dog, of course! He will shut up once you let him in!

AGAINST THE ASSUALT OF LAUGHTER, NOTHING CAN STAND!
Mark Twain


 LAUGHTER IS THE BRUSH THAT SWEEPS AWAY THE COBWEBS OF YOUR  HEART
Mort Walker


WITH MIRTH AND LAUGHTER LET OLD WRINKLES COME - Charley Chaplin


LAUGHTER IS THE SUN THAT DRIVES WINTER FROM THE HUMAN FACE
Victor Hugo


SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT LAUGHTER MAKES ONE  WEAK - Mort Walker




AND...MAY GOD BLESS  YOU AND YOUR'S

     AND, MAY GOD BLESS THE USA

Amen!

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