Humor Humor Humor Humor Humor Humor Humor Humor Humor Humor
YOUR PERSONAL GPS
You might find your life's destination if you remember
TELL THE TRUTH. SING WITH PASSION. WORK WITH LAUGHTER.
LOVE WITH HEART. 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS IN THE END
THE MOST WASTED OF ALL DAYS IS ONE WITHOUT LAUGHTER
E. E. Cummings
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS BY MARVIN
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None! It should be opened when she brings it to you!
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me....."
What food did a scientist discover that reduces women's sex drive?
If your dog is barking at the back door,
and your wife is yelling at the front door,
who do you let in first?
The dog, of course! He will shut up once you let him in!
AGAINST THE ASSUALT OF LAUGHTER, NOTHING CAN STAND!
LAUGHTER IS THE BRUSH THAT SWEEPS AWAY THE COBWEBS OF YOUR HEART
WITH MIRTH AND LAUGHTER LET OLD WRINKLES COME - Charley Chaplin
LAUGHTER IS THE SUN THAT DRIVES WINTER FROM THE HUMAN FACE
SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT LAUGHTER MAKES ONE WEAK - Mort Walker
AND...MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR'S
AND, MAY GOD BLESS THE USA