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YOUR PERSONAL GPS
You might find your life's destination better if you remember
NOSTALGIA WAS A LONGING, USUALLY SENTIMENTAL, OF SOME FORMER PLEASURE
SOME OF YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND THIS BLOG
OTHERS IN YOUR FAMILY WILL, SHARE IT
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| CURB FEELERS Can't expect a car to park itself, are you dreaming? |
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| EMERGENCY BRAKE Where's the sense of urgency in "parking brake" What's a clutch, dimmer switch or starter? Foot feed, what's that? |
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| WHAT'A YA MEAN, HOP ON THE RUNNING BOARD? |
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| FENDER SKIRT Can't have a naked tire showing! |
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| STORE BOUGHT - What else, and made in China! I mean, people don't make their own clothes, do they? |
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| SUPPER? You mean "dinner"? Naw, that's at noon! |
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| RAT FINK - Don't be one! |
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| IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SPOON OF CASTOR OIL! Uh, what's castor oil? GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR'S GOD BLESS THE USA Thanks, Dottie, another good one! |
1 comment:
I think I was threatened with a dose of Castor Oil once or twice! Mostly my mom would threaten to send me to a juvenile detention center. I her day it was "Prunty Town." I think it later changed to someplace in Dunbar. Not sure. The good news is, I never went!
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