Thursday, May 28, 2015

A MATCHED PAIR: You Can't Have One Without the other

HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR   HUMOR

           YOUR PERSONAL GPS      
You might find your life's destination better if you remember
                    READING IS A BASIC TOOL IN LIVING THE GOOD LIFE                


READING IS EQUIVALENT TO THINKING WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S HEAD

MARK AND MARY KAY PIERCE
Visiting Dad and Julie at Christmas time

LOVE AND MARRIAGE, LOVE AND MARRIAGE, THEY GO TOGETHER LIKE A HORSE AND CARRIAGE
OH, YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER, BROTHER
NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER










My granddaugher, Bethany, once wrote a letter that was worthy of being framed.  In the letter she described her aunt and uncle's home.  She said that the entire family considered it to be "the" family home place. The home was large and accommodating and everyone was always made most welcome.  And, Bethany said, nothing ever changed. Well, Bethany, something has changed.  After 36 years of married life, Mark and Mary bought their first new toilet. 

Bethany's mother and father, Todd and Amy, also just upgraded to a new, large commode.


They both bought the American Standard Champion commode.  Thank goodness!   On Mark's previous little commodes I'd go as far down as I could and then I'd just "fall". 
WHO EVER COINED THE PHRASE
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT TILL IT'S GONE"
WAS PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT TOILET PAPER

THIS IS THE COMMODE THAT SAYS YOU CAN FLUSH TWO DOZEN GOLF BALLS.
Now, you know.  Got any golf balls to flush?
That ad, by the way, was developed by my Grandson, Jon's, company.


MAY YOUR LIFE BE LIKE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER,
LONG AND USEFUL
A MATCHED PAIR
YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER!
Commodes and Kindles go together like a horse and carriage, brother
You can't have one without the other.
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER
WE DON'T KNOW, IT'S NEVER HAPPENED
THE GOOD OLD DAYS - SIMPLE AND CHEAP
And, you could choose between the Sears and Wards Catalog


When we upgraded to a large commode, we considered the Champion.
We were advised that it had a serious flush valve problem.
We bought another recommended commode.
This problem has evidently been corrected.


MAN WHO EATS MANY PRUNES
GETS A GOOD RUN FOR HIS MONEY



GOD BLESS MARK AND MARY KAY

GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR'S

GOD BLESS THE USA

2 comments:

Mary Kay Pierce said...

Enjoyed reading your blog! Yes, we still have a few firsts left in our marriage!!

Cheryl said...

Haha! This made me laugh. Yes, the Kindle is a regular bathroom visitor in our house as well!