Tuesday, September 22, 2015

WAX ON, WAX OFF:  Yes Sir, Mr. Myagi!

WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM   WISDOM

       YOUR PERSONAL GPS
You might reach your life's destination better if you remember
THE CAR TRIP CAN DRAW THE FAMILY TOGETHER, AS IT WAS BEFORE TELEVISION WHEN PARENTS AND CHILDREN ACTUALLY TALKED TO EACH OTHER - Andrew H. Malcolm

IF YOU THINK THE LAST FOUR WORDS IN THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS "GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES" YOU JUST MIGHT BE A REDNECK - Jeff Foxworthy


WAX ON, WAX OFF!  I like to get several coats of paste wax on the car before winter.  The $100+ car service kit, wash and wax my wife saw on QVC, she bought at Sam's Club for fifty some dollars.  The wash cleans and rinses well, the liquid wax goes on and comes off way to easy.  Good and easy, no way!

FLOAT LIKE A CADILLAC, STING LIKE A BEAMER - L. McQueen


Following the "bosses" orders, like the good employee/husband that I am, I washed and waxed our new (to us) Lincoln Town Car.  The older Town Car had paste wax, albeit, not applied recently.  I have to admit, I've never seen water be repelled from the car surface like it did from this IBIZ product.  The two cars, side by side, in the rain, really showed the difference.  I've scheduled a second coat of wax next Monday before we leave for our month at the beach on Wednesday.  Never having recovered from the replacement of my left hip, going on 85 years of age notwithstanding, I have trouble working on the bottom of the car and Donna, my girl Friday, is going to help me.

NOTHING AGES YOUR CAR AS MUCH AS THE SIGHT OF YOUR NEIGHBOR'S NEW ONE - Evan Esar


Uh, what's this?  Scratch remover.  SCRATCH REMOVER.  SCRATCH?
What a dirty word.  The word "SCRATCH" and my golden Town Car does not even belong in the same blog!  Although the car is actually 10 years old, two sons gave it to their elderly mother, who never liked it--it was too big--and hardly drove it at all, never in the winter time.

CAR DESIGNERS ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO COME UP WITH A CAR THAT OUTLASTS THE PAYMENTS - Erma Bombeck 


THANK YOU, LORD, FOR SUCH BLESSINGS AS A LUXURY CAR

GOD BLESS YOU

GOD BLESS AMERICA

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